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A student was asked to write a signboard.
For the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the Students,
Wait for the Teachers” ;->
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A student was asked to write a signboard.
For the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the Students,
Wait for the Teachers” ;->
Heaven is when you have German car,
American salary,
Chinese food & Indian wife
Hell is when car is Chinese,
Food is German,
Wife is American and salary Indian
What happened to your mobile?
I was trying to call you,
But i got this sms..
Welcome to the jungle network,
The monkey you are tring to call is on tree please try later.
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive,
Terrific,
Cute,
Fabulous…. I Stare,
I smile,
And,
When I get tired…..
I put down the mirror !
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS:
1. Too many questions.
2. Difficult to understand.
3. Too much explanation is needed.
4. Result is always Fail
Apne chare se ruswaie ka “ERROR” to hatao,
Ab bohat ho gaya apne dil ka “PASSWORD” to batao,
Akser raat ko ap mere sapne mein aateen hain,
Mere pyar ko “MOUSE” banake englio pe nachate hain,
Or tere pyar ka “E-MAIL” mere dil ko labhata hai,
Beach mein tera baap “VIRUS” banke aa jaata hai.
Ek don ka beta ORAL EXAM me fail ho gaya,
Ghar aakar wo apne dad se bola-
Sun baap un logo ne 3 ghante tak apni puchh - taachh ki
Apun bhi terich aulaad hai ,
Saala mooh kholaich nahi….
MY PRINCIPLE OF LIFE…
If someone throws a stone at you… throw a flower at him
BUT………
…
…
Make sure the flower is still in the pot . . . ;->
The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..
.
.
Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds:)
Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Indian railway ..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask if I can take this train to Mumbai..!
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy… ;->
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